Sunday, June 14, 2009

Why didn't I think of that!?


I don't know about this whole Iphone and Nintendo Wii craze... But I was afraid of these selling out. So I ordered a dozen for me and my closest friends. I don't know about you guys, but I'm all about "maintaining my dignity". I won't be left behind as this technological advance makes it's way into mainstream restrooms. Anyone interested in purchasing one of these when they sell out, let me know, I'll be selling a few of them at a premium. These can be valuable bartering tools during a recession.

Oh, man, I can't wait till they get here!

(to answer your question before you ask... yes this is real, this isn't a Saturday Night Live skit or anything.... This thing is for real!)

6 comments:

  1. Gross who would want to carry that around in their back pocket???

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  2. Great question...I imagine this is something you use at home. When in public, one would sacrifice 'dignity' and resume 'archaic' traditions.

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  3. well why didn't they demonstrate it so we could see how it really works????

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  4. that was awesome! did you really get some? i am so gulable (cant spell) i bet you didnt but i had to ask. i was totally waiting to see how it worked.

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  5. that post above was me heather winters i cant leave you a comment it isnt easy for me it tells me to comment as and has all of these selections to choose from and i dont know what to choose to make it show i commented.

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  6. ok gross... i just dry heaved... Does this mean they don't need to wash their hands... because that is just wrong

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