Anarchy

In the old days, you used to be able to leave your doors unlocked, and people wouldn't take the key out of the ignition of their vehicles. The world was a better place then. Then the bears started stealing things, and all hell broke loose. Then the teenagers started acting like bears, and stealing things...eating everything in the refrigerator and hibernating late into the day.

Things were better back then. Before the bears taught the children how to be disrespectful.